Bread

Bread really grinds my gears. It is another pointless food that brings nothing to the table (pardon the pun).

First of all, bread has about as much taste as cardboard. That is why no one ever eats it alone. It must be decorated with jelly, or butter, or hamburger meat, or lettuce before anyone will eat it. Bread has no flavor on its own.

About half of every burger I eat is made from bread. The worst part is that this is just filler. It has no nutritional value. It's sole purpose in it's doughy life is to fill our stomachs and give us tons of worthless carbohydrates.

"But... but... carbohydrates are energy! And we need a lot of them because they're on the bottom of the food pyramid."

Keep telling yourself that, dough-boy. We're obsessed with bread when we should be obsessing over fiber, fresh fruits, crisp vegetables. I have never heard of anyone overdosing on carrots.

And that's what grinds my gears.